Firebox: Toilet Piano Mat
Firebox: Toilet Piano Mat
Remember that classic scene from ‘Big’ when Josh and MacMillan areleaping about playing chopsticks on that enormous floor piano?
Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from thecomfort of… your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a setof large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having acasual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowningout a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy ‘Do Not Disturb’sign – you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Features:
- Play the piano while you poop!
- Learn new songs, pass the time, drown out your flatulence
- Comes with a songbook and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign
- Water-repellent mat
- Remember, tinkle but do not sprinkle the ivories
- Play yourself or listen to 13 different songs
- Listen to songs: Press the “Press” button (a short melody sounds); pressany piano key to hear a specific song (each key plays a different song);
- To return to normal mode: Press the “Press” button again (short melodysounds); you can now play your own melody again
- Automatic switch-off: after approx. 1 minute of inactivity, the pianoswitches off automatically – activation by pressing any piano key
- Water-repellent mat
- Includes “Do Not Disturb” sign
- Requires 3× AA batteries (not included) – Battery compartment requires ascrewdriver
- Material: Plastic
- Cleaning: Wipe with a damp cloth
Delivery Times
We use CourierPost for most orders, which allows for fast and reliable delivery to destinations across their comprehensive domestic network. Delivery times are 1-2 working days but can vary depending on a product's stock status and the intended delivery address.
Heavy and Bulky Goods
Larger products will be shipped via Mainfreight. Please allow an extra 1-3 days for heavy and bulky goods like chairs and desks.
New Zealand Delivery Rates
Most of our products ship for $4.90 to $8.90 NZD per shipment, not including heavy and bulky goods. An accurate shipping cost will be calculated during the checkout process.
Please note our rates for shipping heavy and bulky goods like chairs and desks vary for each region and which will be calculated at checkout.
Most orders are shipped using New Zealand Post and these parcels are shipped with no-signature required. For our heavy and bulky goods, these are shipped via Mainfreight with signature required.