Firebox: Penis Hot Water Bottle
The meat that heats
- The naughtiest way to keep warm
- Stay warm even in the most frigid of temperatures
- Perfect for spooning or tucking down your pants
- An ironic way to soothe period cramps
- No boyfriend? No problem
Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver nomore, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even inthe coldest of temperatures.
He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water beforegetting tucked up. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill ofhaving your very own obscenely large, hot dick.
He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shapefor a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through theballs and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy.
Just try to ignore his weird little face and be thankful that real penisesdon’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big,its little grin would be the least of your problems…
Product features:
- Stay willy warm with this penis hot water bottle
- Bit of fun really
- Works the same as a normal hot water bottle
- With 125% more comedic value
Dimensions:
Measures approximately 60cm (H) x 39.6cm (W) x 3.8cm (D)
Delivery Times
We use CourierPost for most orders, which allows for fast and reliable delivery to destinations across their comprehensive domestic network. Delivery times are 1-2 working days but can vary depending on a product's stock status and the intended delivery address.
Heavy and Bulky Goods
Larger products will be shipped via Mainfreight. Please allow an extra 1-3 days for heavy and bulky goods like chairs and desks.
New Zealand Delivery Rates
Most of our products ship for $4.90 to $8.90 NZD per shipment, not including heavy and bulky goods. An accurate shipping cost will be calculated during the checkout process.
Please note our rates for shipping heavy and bulky goods like chairs and desks vary for each region and which will be calculated at checkout.
Most orders are shipped using New Zealand Post and these parcels are shipped with no-signature required. For our heavy and bulky goods, these are shipped via Mainfreight with signature required.