The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Mug - Shakespearean Insults

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Mug – ShakespeareanInsults

From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous,funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want todo is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England –His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldierto tears.

The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with The Bard's funniest and mostbiting insults from his plays. Some of our favourites are: “Oh gull, O dolt,As ignorant as dirt” “lump of foul deformity” “Thou art a boil, a plaguesore” and the puzzling “Elvish-mark'd abortive, rooting hog.” All in all,there are 30 Shakespearean insults on the mug. So don't be “light of brain”or a “beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave” – Get one today!

Ceramic mugs, at UPG, they view common objects like coffee mugs asopportunities to have fun or make a statement – or both!

Product Features:

  • Ceramic
  • Full colour gift box
  • Holds 350ml
  • Microwave safe
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